Tuesday, August 25, 2009

WELCOME TO HELL-EYE MAGAZINE

HELL-EYE MAGAZINE BLOG NUMBER ONE: I WOULDN’T LIKE YOU IF I KNEW YOU. SOME TIPS I’VE PICKED UP ON MY JOURNEY FOR SURVIVAL:

1. A RANDOM HOOK-UP ISN’T RANDOM IF YOU SET YOUR PREVIOUSLY SET YOUR SIGHTS ON GETTING ASS .

2. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING GUY, BUT I WILL FUCK THE BEST LOOKING GUY’S GIRL, AND…………

3.WHILE I’M WITH HER, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME TYPE OF SKILL IN THE SACK. 

I’M NOT SAYING A KAMA SUTRA PRACTITIONER, BUT SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T MAKE FEEL LIKE I’M GETTING PUSSY FROM A DEAD CAT.

BUT THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION I HAVE IS WHY THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS IN A CATATONIC STATE WITH IT’S FEMALLE POPULATION.

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